Monday 10/30/2006-Your Vagina is Not Made of Gold

To some of you ladies,
I hate to break it to you
but,not a goddam one of you
has a vagina made of gold.
No, seriously
somewhere along the line
you may have gotten the mistaken
notion, that somehow yours was, that
it was somehow different or better
than all of the thousands
or millionsof others.
Get over it.

Well, certainly there is different packaging
but even with thatit's really no big deal.
So you have nicer curves here or there
than some
Ok,that makes you interesting for about
15 minutes
24 hours at best.

But this whole thing
about the gentlemen
needing to jump through hoops
and pass various trials and such
just to get some time at
your golden vagina,it's tiresomereally,
when most of you are vapid empty whores
at best.
It may get you somewhere
but, its not going to get you far.

Men that fall for your act,
will for the most part be
inexperienced
ignorant
shallow
self-serving
lonely
brutish or
cruel.
Good Luck with that.

As for me,
this falsity means very little.
If there is enough there
to generate any interaction between us at all,
You won't be the only one evaluating.
See, I don't need you
or you golden vagina.
If I'm going to seek any type
of female companion,
I need a whole lot going on
in the heart,
in the brain
and in all the invisible places
that make up a real
living breathing human being.
and separates us
from the mannequins
no tests
no trials
no hoops
no back flips
the only thing you'll get from me
is honesty
respect
humanity,
and the pleasureof getting to know what I
am all about,
if you are interested.

that is,
if you are way more
than your vagina
and I am
way more than
just another potential
patsy.
or a player in your game.